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Adam Gropman, Carb Orator!

It’s the latest Observational Humor column from Adam Gropman! Live free or diet, says Gropman:

I don’t hate everything about the Atkins Diet. I just need some balance. I enjoy snacking on a large bag of pork rinds, a wheel of gouda and a summer sausage. I just need to have my garlic bagel, stir fried rice and stack of pancakes mixed in there somewhere. I believe it’s important to draw equally from all the unhealthy food groups.

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