Modified On July 12, 2005
We all had ’em: College roommates. Adam Gropman has had some doozies. Check out his latest Observational Humor to see just how bad!
…But their inconsiderate, slovenly behavior never changed. I should also mention that they were huge pot-smokers and their main condition for moving in was that they be allowed to set up a hydroponic marijuana growing operation in our basement with platforms and irrigation and powerful sodium lights. So we all risked years in the Oregon State Pen in exchange for a small bag of buds at the end of the summer, and I didn’t even smoke pot. So all I got was the opportunity to pretend I was the supervisor at a halfway house for the unconscionably disgusting.
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