That’s right, Traci Skene hit 40 last month. She’s had a couple of weeks to ruminate and the result is her first new column in months:
“A comedy club bartender asked me if I dyed my hair black because I was having a mid-life crisis. When I responded in the affirmative he said, “Well, why didn’t you just have a baby?” I said, “Because hair dye costs four bucks.” (The last time I checked, babies cost at least twice that much.)”
Read the whole thing.