Modified On March 28, 2006
The word on the street is that two comics are known to be among those chosen to appear on the fourth season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing. Before we reveal the names of those two comics, however, we’d like to run our favorite part of CONTESTANT APPLICATION, RELEASE AND TRANSFER OF RIGHTS:
Are you an acquaintance of, or do you have a personal or professional relationship with, any of the following people:
(a) Barry Katz? Yes No (circle one)
(b) Bob Reade? Yes No (circle one)
(c) Ross Mark? Yes No (circle one)
(d) Peter Engel? Yes No (circle one)
(e) Dan Cutforth? Yes No (circle one)
(f) Jane Lipsitz? Yes No (circle one)If the answer was “Yes” to any of questions (a) through (f) above, please describe: (1) the nature of your relationship; (2) how long you have known them; and (3) how often you see and/or speak to them.
Our second favorite part is the stern warning at the top which says that failure to fill out the form “honestly, accurately and completely” will result in “forfeiture of any prizes or other things you may or would have been awarded.” Pretty harsh! You’ll be forced to forfeit prizes you were never even awarded!
Oh, yeah: Kira Soltanovich and Joey Gay.