Out of the mouths of babes…
Well, add the D.C. Improv to the list of clubs that won’t be calling us because of our big cyber-mouths!
From a Dec. 1 item in the D.C. alternative paper is an account of the recent Lucky 21 “contest” at the HBO Comedy Festival in Las Vegas. It was supposed to be a contest. The Fest asked 21 clubs around the country to pick their best comic. Those 21 would then be split into three groups and presented as part of the Vegas Festival. The groups would perform twice, once on Friday, once on Saturday. Winners would be chosen by audience vote. The winner(s) would be included in next year’s Aspen fest. According to the account in the Washington City Paper (which was reconstructed from quotes attributed to D.C. entrant Todd Rexx and D.C. Improv manager Allyson Jaffe) no one knows who won. No one seems very clear on whether anyone won.
Don’t you just love contests?
But the quote that got our attention (and the quote that has been circulating through inboxes all over the English-speaking comedy world) is this pearl from Jaffe:
“Once you’re 10-plus years in this business, you only have a certain amount of years to make it,” says Jaffe. “Once you hit 30, 35, you really don’t have that much more time. It’s like an athlete, once you hit your prime, you’re out.” Much of Rexx’s competition in Vegas wouldnt be facing the same deadline. “A lot of these newer guys that have only been it for two years,” Jaffe says. “They’ll have more opportunity.”
This woman runs a comedy club? In a major market? In a major chain?
It’s like an athlete? Once you hit your prime you’re out? Could a standup comic be any less like an athlete in that regard? A comedian’s value rises as he gains more experience. He actually gets better at what he does as he does it more! Sure you can’t cast a 50 year-old comic on Dawson’s Creek, but he can kick mighty ass at standup
What is the origin of this ridiculous meme? Where did anyone get this goofy idea that young comics are hitting it big left and right? From Eddie Murphy’s experience as an 18-year-old SNL castmember? That was 25 years ago! A QUARTER CENTURY! Which child comedian (male or female) has set the comedy world on fire since Murphy’s debut? Do folks consider Adam Sandler to have been a youngster? David Spade, perhaps?
Even if you could cite five examples, we could cite you 25 examples of folks who’ve achieved substantial success after having logged far more than a decade in their craft and at well over the age of 35. Do we have to dredge up Rodney Dangerfield again?
Or perhaps Jaffe’s understanding of what it means for a comedian to “make it” is vastly different from our understanding. (“…you only have a certain amount of years to make it,” she says.)
It might just be that Jaffe’s idea of making it is so narrow, so ill-defined, so simple-minded that we’re not understanding what she’s trying convey. Or perhaps she is totally unclear on what comedians are after.
Is selling out theaters throughout America not making it? Tell that to Brian Regan or Ron White. Is cleaning up in corporate dates not making it? That might come as a shock to Brett Leake or Wayne Cotter. I think that Brad Stine or Jeff Allen could be said to have “made it” as they sell out theaters and arenas on the Christian comedy circuit.
And there are scores of comedians who wield power (and are handsomely compensated) behind the scenes in the production of television and movies. Think Judd Apatow or Larry Wilmore.
It makes little sense to place a premium on youth in a business like standup when all the evidence seems to indicate that the real value derives from skill, experience and notoriety that is oftentimes gained from longevity.
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Reply to: Out of the mouths of babes…
This is what happens when comedy clubs hire children to run their operations. But then I’m sure she thinks the Marx Brothers invented communism. That is if she reads at all.
Jay Wendell Walker just won the San Fransisco Comedy Competition and is hot as hell right now. He’s 64 and I doubt he was as good at 20 as he is now.
This might be why the DC Improv is being overshadowed, and why Flip Orley has to headline there so often.
“Out of the mouths of babes?” Obviously you’ve ever seen Allyson Jaffe. Regardless, she has no idea how to manage a comedy club or interact with the press. She is contrite, condescending and just plain rude. The business is ugly enough without having this banshee in it too.
Allyson, And Thanks for running such a great club. People like you make this biz a pleasure.
The DC Improv is one of the best comedy clubs in the country… and Allyson is doing an incredible job of running it. It’s unfortunate that, for lack of a better phrase, “comedy jealousy” would cause people to say such rude and hateful things about a person.
anything still good about the DCi has to do with the one manager she and one other ran out of town on a bed of lies. DCi is on the downturn, and has fallen victim to here ego. just read the DCi blogs on their site . . . “I did this…” and “I, AJ, did that…” . . . the club is a dinosaur. The big names have moved on, leaving only a few who either prefer circuits like the DCi because they are national, and promise paychecks, or are too strung out on whatever to hit it big. Sure, there are some gems passing through now and again, but not for long. This club’s reputation precedes itself, and any thinking comedian not being threatened by AJ that they won’t work the circuit will tell you just that. A once excellent staff has jumped ship, and no one is managing this runaway train.
Go in there ANY weekend night. Neither Jaffe or Johnson are there. They leave it to staff managers (who are great). But, the club no longer has a face. Xereas ran every aspect of that place before he was run out of town. He built it from the ground up when it was on the brink of closing due to negligence from a reclusive owner. Staff loved working there, comics lined up to get stage time, superstars (Chappelle, Tucker, Carey, Seinfeld) would drop in regularly, and it was VERY had to pick which show to buy tickets to each month because just about every show was a must-see. Jaffe fashions herself a comedian, evidence by the headshot of herself she had hanging on the wall of fame for a long time. what a joke! she is a failed comic, and a failed club manager. go in there now. it has no energy. the sense of family is long gone, and the level of art being played out on stage is far inferior to what it was 5+ years ago. And Rexx, by the way, is an Xereas thing. Not Jaffe. It’s a shame he stuck with that club.
This is right on the money for Allyson. As a local DC comic I can tell you first hand The Improv is the worst comedy club on the east coast. They show no support for local comics, especially those that are not young, thin, and pretty. I have found it much easier to work clubs in Baltimore, Philadelphia and New York then trying to get time any time at the local Improv.