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"Dearly cyber-beloved…"

Comics Billy Wayne Davis and Monti Carlo are getting married Sunday evening. By an Elvis impersonator… or by a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator. It’s not clear from the email.

Click here at exactly 5 PM Pacific Daylight Time on Sunday and scroll down to the Doo Wop Diner link. That’ll open up a Real Player, which will, if your timing is right, enable you to watch these two crazy kids get hitched… live… via the internet… by someone pretending to be someone else.

Crafty one, that Billy Wayne is: We’re certain he was the one who chose April 15 to get married– it’s easy to remember, because it’s Tax Day.