Drinking in Vegas on $11 a night
Comedian Kevin Downey, writing for UsedWigs.com, embarks on a debauched evening of thrifty drinking. And lives to write about it.
Then I spied “Graveyard Special 2-6 am Can of Schlitz and a shot of ass-juice-$4,” and bingo was my name-o! I ordered the special and asked the bartender, “What’s ass-juice?” He held up a container of it and said, “This stuff.” I then asked about puke insurance. He directed me to the bouncer who pointed to a sign that read, “House rule, you puke, you clean it.” He then went on to say, “If you buy puke insurance, you don’t have to clean it. But if you puke and try not to clean it, I clean it with your clothes.”
Entertaining writing, and a public service! Comics in Vegas are always looking for good places for cheap hooch, are they not?
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