The Daily Dick

by Brian McKim & Traci Skene on August 31st, 2007

TMZ.com reported not 48 hours ago on a complaint that Andy Dick was chucking bottles into his neighbors rear garden. And yesterday, there was another TMZ.com item about Dick attacking a photographer after he was refused entry to the trendy nightclub Opera in Hollywood.

Today there’s a report on AP that Dick was busted on a street in Columbus, OH, for pissing on the sidewalk.

He was in town working the Funny Bone and Bone manager Dave Stroupe ran down the list of offenses:

…the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men’s room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

Somewhere, there is a comedy club manager who is reading this and saying, “Maybe we could bring him in here for Valentine’s Day!”

That’s an average of one bizarre incident per day. If he keeps this up, people are going to start looking at him funny.