On the way to Memphis!

by Brian McKim & Traci Skene on January 28th, 2008


Who knew that the Commissioner of the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services was Charles Bronson? We have a script idea for Death Wish IV: A New York architect becomes a one-man vigilante squad/consumer advocate after his wife is murdered by street punks.

We googled “Charles Bronson quotes” in order to get a Bronson quote that might enhance this posting. Maybe something from one of the Death Wish series… or maybe a good one from “The Great Escape!” We found the following on ThinkExist.com, a website whose tagline is “Finding quotations was never this easy!”

We’re not playing games, we’re not giving warnings, … If somebody’s out there price gouging, they are going to be charged, and if it is a criminal offense, we will get the attorney general’s office to carry those charges on to court.

Charles Bronson quotes (American Actor, 1921-2003)

The moral? Never send a robot to do a living, breathing human being’s job.

We’re in Georgia. We’re at the Loft in Athens tonight and we’re looking forward to it. Doug Benson was there last week and he had a good time.

Then we head to Memphis, for a weekend at Comedy Tennessee. We haven’t been in Memphis since about 1988 or so! The club has set up a busy media schedule for us. How about that? A club that aggressively hustles for media coverage! How 1988 of them! It should be a blast.

Stay tuned. After that, we’re headed to Atlanta, West Virginia and Detroit.