The Female Half of the Staff is blogging from the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Both Halves of the Staff are in Hawaii. Check out her Road Atlas Shrugged blog here!
While at the Hawaii State Farm Fair this morning, we visited the animals at the 4-H pavilion (Does 4-H stand for “Hippity-Hoppity-Hippity-Hoppity” or “Hardee Har Har Har?”) and I watched in horror as my friend’s four-year-old daughter pet a pig’s ass. And by ass I don’t mean the cute, fleshy rump part that tastes so good at Easter dinner, I mean The pig’s anus! She was petting the pig’s anus!
Minutes later she innocently asked me why I wouldn’t hold her hand. I said to her, “It’s because your hands are dirty” when I really wanted to say, “It’s because you petted a pig’s ass!”
