"...and the local CBS affiliate ran commercials
all day promoting my Kilborn appearance. It ain't no
marching band and a parade down Main Street, but
it ain't too shabby."
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#1 IN A SERIES... When is it time to make The Big Move? You know,
The Big Move from The Little Pond to the
Big Pond, where you continue your journey
and transform from The Big Fish back into The Little Fish
again, in hopes of growing into a Bigger Fish?
When is it time to do that?
Presently, I'm a comic-slash-DJ living in Hawaii.
That in itself is ironic since The Little Pond known
as Hawaii is stuck in the middle of an actual Big Pond
called the Pacific Ocean. We don't have a very large
comedy scene here, which may be the reason it has
taken me a long time to stop sucking at comedy. At
least, that's my excuse. I co-headline a showroom
in Waikiki, there is a restaurant-brewery that does
comedy two nights a week and there are a couple of
open mikes around town as well.
However, I have been able to get better at this
comedy thing since the first time on stage at a
comedy club, where I literally closed my set with
the words, "Uh... help?" Yep, it has
been a long time since then.
This year, I may have turned the corner from
Little Fish in a Little Pond, to Big Fish in a
Little Pond. In March I was victorious at the nationwide
"Take Out Comedy Competition" finals held
here in Hawaii and was crowned "Funniest Asian-American
Comedian in The Country." I also starred in a
short film, "Amasian: The Amazin' Asian," in
which I played a superhero called, duh... The Amazing Asian.
And in June I finally got my first late night talk show
spot on CBS's Late Late Show With Craig Kilborn.
If you were raised in a small town, you realize
the hype that the local media generate every time
"one of us" is on the verge of
"making it big." If you don't know what
I'm talking about, click back to the American Idol
episodes you TiVoed where Fantasia Barrino and
Diana Degarmo go back to their hometowns. I didn't
get the key to the city and the Governor didn't
proclaim it "Paul Ogata Day," but I did
manage to land the coveted front page of our weekly
newspaper. Woo hoo! Previous recipients of that
honor include Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,
Janet Jackson and also "The Spam Lady."
Maybe that wasn't so exclusive after all. But both
of the daily paper ran stories on my recent successes,
as well, and the local CBS affiliate ran commercials
all day promoting my Kilborn appearance. It ain't no
marching band and a parade down Main Street, but
it ain't too shabby.
So it was with that big send-off that I embarked
on my recent trip to two of the biggest "Big Ponds"
in the world, Los Angeles and New York City. I was
in Hollywood to shoot the Kilborn show, and the next
day flew to the Big Apple to appear in a new standup
TV show on the WorldAsiaTV cable network. Haven't heard
of WorldAsiaTV? Hopefully you will soon, as it is set
to debut in Fall 2004. My appearance there was part of
the riches and booty involved with winning the
Take Out Comedy Competition. By the way, you should
read that as a Competition where Comedy can be ordered
as Take Out, much in the way Asian food can be ordered.
It should not be read as a Competition in which the
Comedy has been Taken Out. Hopefully.
At any rate, the trip allowed me to see what goes
on in The Big Ponds. Small town folk are generally
ingrained with the misconception that we'll never be
as good as the "city folk." They're too
sophisticated, they're street smart and you won't
ever survive on their fancy paved roads and freeways.
Guess what? They're not any more sophisticated or
smarter than most of the people I know in Hawaii.
And they aren't very likely to survive their own
freeways, either. And guess what else? This Little Fish
liked the feel of The Big Pond. A lot.
Maybe it is time for The Big Move.
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