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If we hit the lottery…

The Detroit Free Press ran a story about how, for $15,000, you can sponsor your favorite celebrity on the Las Vegas Walk of Stars. Choose from a list of 100 future honorees, or one of your personal favorites. We note that there are a number of comedians among the 100.

Milton Berle
Red Buttons
George Carlin
Johnny Carson
Bill Cosby
Rodney Dangerfield
Redd Foxx
Shecky Greene
Buddy Hackett
Bob Hope
Alan King
Rich Little
Rowan & Martin
Bob Newhart
Don Rickles
Joan Rivers
Penn & Teller

So, for $255,000, we could sponsor all the above. Plus, we’d kick in another $2,500 for a few cans of Brasso. And constantly advertise in the Review-Journal for an obsessed fan of each star to volunteer to keep each star polished and chewing gum free. Read the rest here.