Modified On January 14, 2005
The wires are crackling with the news that Robin Williams will do the halftime show at this year’s Super Bowl… with a 7-second delay. How far into his set before he simulates the applause meter with his arm? How far into his set before he adopts the Southern fundamentalist preacher persona? How far into his set before he does the gay coreographer? How far into his set before he says, “(My/Your/His) pants are so tight you can tell what religion (I/you/he) (am/are/is)? That about takes care of the first 30 seconds of his act…)
As Eagles fans, it will afford us the opportunity to go out and buy a cheesesteak.
Janet Jackson’s tit is looking better and better.