"Thirtyish" cousin of rape accuser speaks!

by Brian McKim & Traci Skene on June 23rd, 2006

Standup comics are always popping up in major news stories! Now there seems to be a comedian near the epicenter of the Duke Rape Case!

From the Wilmington (NC) Journal, in a story entitled “Cousin says $2 million dollar ‘hush money’ offered” comes the following description of Jakki (last name withheld to protect the family), the newly-appointed spokesperson for the famous Duke Rape Case accuser:

Jakki, who would only say she’s “thirtyish,” identifies herself as an actress and standup comedian who has performed in several clubs, various commercials, and even in the movies, appearing in “Do Not Disturb” starring D. L. Hughley, scheduled for release later this year.

Three things (at least) jump out at us from this paragraph.

1. We find it interesing that an actress would identify herself as “thirtyish” and not “twentysomething.” Perhaps being an actress based in Wilmington instead of Hollywood engenders a certain amount of honesty.

2. We find it curious that Jakki, who is witholding her last name to protect her family, and who is engaged in fighting for the reputation of her cousin (the accuser) would somehow furnish the press with her acting and performing resume. But you know those show-biz types.

3. We searched the WWW for a movie called “Do Not Disturb” starring D L Hughley but could only find the IMDB listing of a 2006 film called “Do Not Disturb” and found it to star Ron Jeremy, aka “The Hedgehog.” The well-endowed porn star dabbles in standup and also starred in a low-budget parody called “Being Ron Jeremy,” which was co-written by former SHECKYmagazine columnist Rich Williams. A glance at credits for “Do Not Disturb” found no mention of any Jakki.)

Two more comedians connected, if only peripherally, to a major ongoing news story! If you’re scoring at home, that’s:

1. Cousin Jackki
2. D L Hughley
3. Ron Jeremy
4. Rich Williams

Four standup comics! You know what they say: “Everybody’s a comedian.”

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