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Dan French has a blog

Erstwhile SHECKYmagazine columnist Dan French has taken the blog plunge– Thoughts From Under The Table is the name of his online journal. From his first posting, “Descending the ladder in West Virginia”:

West Virginia is the redneck motherland. The source river. The core idiot isotope. The backwardness in West Virginia is like a fine wine. You have to go there and spend time to get its full aroma. After five days I had it down. “Ah, yes, a vintage year. I get a waft of poor education, laced with coal dust, spiced with a mother who drank during pregnancy, a hint of Daddy’s paint thinner, and just the barest trace of five generations of unceasing incest.”

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