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Forty lashes with a wet canoodle

“PAIR CAUGHT CANOODLING IN A BOOTH,” is the screaming headline of a NYPost Page Six item that describes Dane Cook and his Employee of the Month co-start Jessica Simpson “whispering into each other’s ears” at a NYC premiere party. We despise the word “canoodle.” Not sure why. We just do.

We especially like the last line of the gossip tidbit– “They finally left with Simpson’s hairdresser Ken Paves.” Not sure why. We just do. No good can come of this.

(Our thanks to sharp-eyed reader Tanyalee Davis who drove us to the page.)