"I can't talk right now. I'm driving a hot dog."
Looking for a nice gig in which to hideout while weathering the possible upcoming economic storm? How about driving the Weinermobile?
Apparently, there are benefits, a competitive salary and a clothing allowance involved while you travel the country as an ambassador of one of America’s favorite foods for one whole year. And it’s not just some donkey job– it’s got elements of public relations, advertising, entertaining and radio/TV appearances.
In our travels throughout this great land of ours, we’ve seen the Weinermobile exactly two times– Once while it was parked at the Trop in Vegas and another time whizzing down the highway in the opposite direction in… Montana, perhaps? Both times we squealed with delight! It is a site to behold!
According to Wikipedia, the position is limited to college seniors about to graduate.
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Reply to: "I can't talk right now. I'm driving a hot dog."
I drove a Hebrew Nationalmobile in college which was great — I could speed all I wanted, because we answered to a Higher Authority. It was all great, until one day when I got Weiner-jacked. Someone jacked my weiner. I don’t want to point fingers, but he looked like that guy Kobayashi. Thank you, I’m here all night.