Kid Dave Miller & Adam Gropman are Back!

by Brian McKim & Traci Skene on July 1st, 2004

New columns from our regular contributors Adam Gropman and Kid Dave Miller are up and ready for your perusal! Each one takes a wildly different look at his “real job,” as you’ll notice from these excerpts, first from Miller’s Office in the Sky:

Hey! I think
I just made a breakthrough! When you realize that your
life is your life, and you’ll do as you damn well please,
and don’t care what your so-called peers think, you
have transcended to a higher plane.

And, from Gropman’s Day Job:

In the meantime, however, I work the nine to five, Monday through Friday. And every week I sink further into the soft, anesthetic complacency of the pleasant corporate environment. My day job offers many things to make me keep coming back every day, such as a tidy office with a view of Universal City, industrial-strength air conditioning, a sweet multi-line console phone with unlimited long distance, T1 Internet connection and all the free coffee with white chemical non-food “creamer” I could ever ingest.

Read the rest of Kid Dave here and read the rest of Adam here