Heffron Got Hosed!

by Brian McKim & Traci Skene on September 2nd, 2004

John Heffron, in his own words, in the August 30, 2004, issue (#498) of US Weekly, on the rapid re-start of the L.C.S. treadmill:

I really got hosed! …I could get booted out the first week of the new season. When I tell people I won Last Comic, they’ll say, “Oh, this last one?” And I’ll be like, “No, the one before that!” Already I should be signing autographs at an RV Camper show.