Last Comic Standing… Huh?!! What?

by Brian McKim & Traci Skene on September 8th, 2004

Okay. We suspect that they’re making up the rules as they go along. They just extracted two comics from each season and said that one of each of the pairs is safe… and the other is gone. It’s based on voting from last week… but don’t quote us on that. They chose Madigan and Holcomb from Season 2 and Joyce and Kemp from Season 1. Now they’ve “surprised” the teams by asking them to do something totally different from what they did last week… uh… er…

Predictions: Traci says that Joyce and Madigan are gone. She says, “America is determined to deep six the babes.” I say the exact opposite. The babes are staying and Kemp and Holcomb are gone.

Okay… Mohr has just proclaimed Tess and Gary Gulman as “The sexiest couple on television.” Are the producers of The Simpsons writing the script for this show? (From the funny years!)

Now, Alonzo Bodden is on and they’ve told us that there are sixteen different ways of voting. Carrier pigeon has been added, near as we can tell.

The whole thing is making our head hurt. Bring back Rusty the Dog from Season 2! It’s the only thing that can save it! If it can indeed be saved. It may be the end of Reality Television as we know it. Stay tuned.